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Synonymous to douchebag, jackass, prick, moron
Goddamnit how is Dustin such a fucking cocklobster?
by myrealnameisa June 29, 2009
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1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period
"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"
by Mj March 30, 2005
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A lobster with cocks instead of claws.
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster
by AmericanIdol101 February 17, 2008
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Cock Lobsters are craps.
God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.
by Zaggerty September 07, 2005
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