First spotted in Datchet, Berkshire in 1979, the Cocknose, is a species of homo clearly defined by having a penis in place of a nose.
The Cocknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit.
The mature Cocknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the 'big city'.
It can be used to describe the culprit and also what they are doing.
Anna: Yeah i know, it's that cocknose over there, could he be any more cocknosey!
Katy: I know, cocknosers really get my goat.
.why should i pay you? you have been a cocknose all week
.the customer i just served is a cocknose
. mr brouton is a cocknose