floadge 

someone whos bellend is bigger than the shaft off there cock.

you are a floadge man unlucky

floadge by D mysta July 25, 2006

flodger 

A person who commits to something and doesnt show up and or bails at the last minute.

Mary is a complete flodger, and she flodged out on me. Seriously she just called and said she couldnt come over. What a flodge!

flodger by UT fuckers February 14, 2005

flodge 

the word flodge is a spelling derivation of the word flauge which is a shortened/slightly altered version of the word "camouflage".

the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.

flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.

eg. 1

-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.

eg. 2
-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.

eg.3
-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.

eg.4

-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.

flodge by dartmouthprescott November 18, 2009

Flodger 

A person who claims to have something they don't.

Man dude aways talking like he has so much money, clothes, cars, and girls. He's nothing but a flodger.

Flodger by Dap. July 11, 2010

flodge 

to say will do something and then back out at the last minute.

He thought he could step to my game but he flodged when I brought that shite.

flodge by MDpenoc February 19, 2004

flodge goblin 

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

flodge goblin by wasted time September 6, 2009

flodge 

flodge, v. (flodging, flodged)
1) the act of being indecisive or uncommited, or to show a lack of sincerity.
2)To go back on one's word or to breach a promise.

(flodge) Jerry said he would be our ride to the club, but now he is flodging and won't answer his phone.

flodge by guns and swords April 10, 2008