spit jack 

to give a male a handjob with spit as the lube.

My girlfriend gave me a spit jack at the movie theater last night.

spit jack by TroyB July 21, 2006

spit-lube jack-off 

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

spit-lube jack-off by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021

Spit on my jacket 

The act of spitting on someones dick before or during a blowjob

Max spit on my jacket today

Spit on my jacket by papapattyp November 21, 2016

spitjacks 

So spit Jack's references the act of bursting out in laughter. Eg.. 'that bedard check just made me spit jack"

"Spitting flapjacks on one's knees"

that bedard check just made me Spitjacks"

spitjacks by Beantown4 October 19, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004