don't touch my weenis.
it's physically impossible to lick your weenis, unless your a freak.
your funny bone is by your weenis.
it's physically impossible to lick your weenis, unless your a freak.
your funny bone is by your weenis.
by sparky December 15, 2003
Get the weenismug. 
"Will you masticate my weenis?"
"You left your weenis at my house last night...you might want to come pick it up..."
"You just touched my weenis, what are you thinking you sick perv."
"You left your weenis at my house last night...you might want to come pick it up..."
"You just touched my weenis, what are you thinking you sick perv."
by Fuzzy December 27, 2004
Get the weenismug. well, i gather that this means different things in other countries, but here in New Zealand, a weenis is the ladys equivilant of a penis.
my weenis is excited!
by Aya McCabre May 15, 2006
Get the weenismug. Your weenis is the jiggly bit of extra skin on a bent elbow. Go ahead and pinch it! Eveyone has it, even chicks!
Walk up to complete strangers in public and say, "Excuse me gentlemen, but can I touch your weenis, please?" Then get then to stand like they are being frisked, with a puzzled look on their faces, to the amusement of your friends. Beware of asking Old Balls guys, as the weenis tends to sag in old age.
by Peanutgirl May 30, 2006
Get the weenismug. The combination of "penis" and "weiner" used to describe a penis. NOT to be confused with the word's unfortunate actual definition which is no longer used, that happens to mean a hangy bit of skin between two bones.
by Big Black Boo June 08, 2011
Get the weenismug.