smidgit 

A little stupid.

Delroy, a smidgit since birth, was dumber than a box of rocks and proud of it.

smidgit by harry flashman August 25, 2003

smidgit 

small midgits. also aileen queen of all smidgits!!!!!!!! she will rule you all with an iron fist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

random person: hey did you see that smidgit?
me: yeah that smidgit's my friend.
random person: really?!
me: yeah she's thier queen.
random person: 0_0 wow.

smidgit by mizu loves edward elric July 14, 2008

shidgit 

A lovely couple designed by the gods.

-I wonder what shidgit's kids are going to look like.
-Did someone say shidgit?
-Mendies often try to kidnap shidgit to showcase in their basement
-My heart.

shidgit by NoodleGod June 30, 2014

smidgie 

Smidgie (smid-gee) is a unit of measurement smaller than a smidge and smidgen.

When someone asks you if you would like cream in your coffee... your reply is just a smidgie.

smidgie by RewBear March 18, 2011

Smidgineer 

Someone who is great at working with tiny intricate measurements. A smidgineer will get the measurement or angle correct every time.

A smidgician is a master smidgineer. A wizard in his field. A smidgician can eyeball a measurement from across the room and nail it 100 percent of the time.

Wow, you smigineered the f*#k out of that. Your smigineering skills are out of this world. I believe I can smidgineer it in there.

Smidgineer by The smidgician November 19, 2019

smidgin 

a small amount of something

a smidgin of a dictionary

smidgin by Abi Windsor March 27, 2006

smidget 

a short person, but not quite a midget; a 'smidge' of a midget

Debbie's new boyfriend, Ed is a smidget, he is only 4'5".

smidget by the speech team October 2, 2007