houmous

The best and tastiest vegitarian snack dip in the world.

Mainly eaten by hippies.

Various things can be dipped, for example - breadsticks, carrot, cucumber, crisps...

"I had some houmous and breadsticks last night... Mmmmmmmmm..."

by Jase on the Bass June 24, 2006

Rump Houmous

Sticky anal seepage that causes your butt cheeks to rub together in an uncomfortable manner.

Pass the wet wipes please mother, i've got a bad case of rump houmous that's tearing my gooch raw.

by martallica May 25, 2010

Houmoused

In short, when you have a chick pee on you.

She was as flithy as hell, she even houmoused me!

by Stads365 March 20, 2009

houmous

a massive greasy toenail

ruby had a houmous

by ruby4859295 October 28, 2020

Houmous

A really nice dip for stuff like vegetable sticks and breadsticks and pitta bread. It is made out of chickpeas, lemon juice, garlic and a load of other random junk (not the southern kind).

MMMMMMMMMM this houmous is YUMARAMA!

by THE CUPCAKE MONSTER! March 30, 2009

Houmous and Pitta

Bourgeoise rhyming slang for anal intercourse with a posh bird.

"jocasta turned out to be a right dirty cow - she loves it up the houmous and pitta"

by SirHoundalot May 22, 2009