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penis panic 

Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, breasts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is sometimes a mass hysteria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.

Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal. Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian) or Shook yang (suo yang) in Chinese cultures. Psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.

The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)
Calm down, dude. Don't get yourself in a penis panic.
penis panic by slowride5446 June 17, 2006

Penis Panic 

An unpleasant sensation in your pants that causes your penis to spontaniously jerk around in a spastic manner.
Why is your penis flailing around in your pants?

Oh, its nothing, just a penis panic.
Penis Panic by csa_orc2013 July 15, 2010

Penis Panic 

When you see a man's penis and remember how freaky penises are
"I haven't hooked up with a guy in so long I'm afraid I might get penis panic"
Penis Panic by penispanic December 10, 2018

penis pancake 

when a girl dips your cock in maple syrup and starts sucking it as if shes eating a pancake. Sticky but good feeling........ give her a pancake with white syrup!!!!

try to mix in food with sex
"mmmmmm give me a penis pancake you stupid fat hoe! I know you love the sugar cuz your a sluttt!!"
penis pancake by Lanksta May 29, 2004

Pancake Penis 

When a man's penis is short in length, but long in width, hence a pancake.
Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"
Pancake Penis by Exo Epic July 5, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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