6 definitions by Exo Epic
Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*
by Exo Epic February 22, 2015
Like an average blowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.
Like an average bowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.Marshall : "Hey, Lily."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."
by Exo Epic September 28, 2014
Christina: "I wished I never had BJ'd Bill"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"
Lillian: "Why?"
Christina: "His penis is so pancake penis, I couldn't even get in my mouth!"
by Exo Epic July 5, 2014
"You should die in a hole, but you're still cool."
"Thanks, you Canadian Asshole."
"You're welcome, Jim."
"Thanks, you Canadian Asshole."
"You're welcome, Jim."
by Exo Epic September 27, 2014
Similar to an obstacle course, minus the obstacles, and adding parkour.
Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.
Widely popularized by YouTuber Nigahiga on his second channel, HigaTV.
Rick: "Lori's mine!"
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."
Shane: "No she's mine!"
Rick: "There's only ONE way to settle this."
Shane: "See who's the father of the baby?"
Rick: "What? No! We must settle this with..."
Shane: "..."
RIck: "PARKOURSE."
by Exo Epic June 30, 2015
Hoe: "Eminem and Slim Shady are the same! There's no difference!"
Bro: "There's a Difference between Eminem and Slim Shady."
Bro: "While Eminem would fuck you, Slim Shady would fuck you...
... and your mother."
Hoe: "..."
Bro: "There's a Difference between Eminem and Slim Shady."
Bro: "While Eminem would fuck you, Slim Shady would fuck you...
... and your mother."
Hoe: "..."
by Exo Epic February 22, 2015