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Graffenberg Spot 

1. A myth, often told to mislead teens.

2. A lie, used to cover up the awesome power of the mighty Clitasaurus rex.

3. An awkwardly sought after source of female pleasure that does not exist.
John spent many painful hours searching for Jane's Graffenberg Spot before calling in Mythbusters for assistance.
Graffenberg Spot by tap-pat January 7, 2009

Graffenburg Spot 

Within the Vagina, up and up and in. An area normally dormant in a female that requires careful stimulation and minipulation for 1 to 2 hours and possibly longer. One that increases in temperature and firmness with manipulation and eventually a relaxing of the vaginal wall during intercourse thereby causing a false sense of orgasm. The careful concentration of sexual drive completes this faux orgasm and the spasm ultimate occurs and the finality of female pleasure is achieved -- often accompanied by partner fulfillment.
Impressively, the orgasm occurred after understanding and responding to her G-Spot. The Graffenburg location -- long believed a myth, was, in fact, under my control! My uneducated, yet rapidly accellerated prowess had excited the very thing I believed not to exist -- The Graffenburg Spot!
Graffenburg Spot by we6w December 7, 2009

Gräfenberg spot 

The Gräfenberg spot or G-spot, named after German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg, is a small area in the genital area of women behind the pubic bone and surrounding the urethra. It is the same as, or part of, the urethral sponge, the site of Skene's glands.
Stimulation of the G-spot (through the front wall of the vagina) is said to promote a more vigorous and satisfying orgasm, and is possibly the cause of female ejaculation.
"When I hit that Gräfenberg spot, she had an orgasm that would blow your mind."
Gräfenberg spot by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026