A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.

Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

Cream Cheesus by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019

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Cheenese Neck Man

A holy god of Piaopiaoism, and the founder of the Xiaoxiao university. After losing in a duel to Cheenese Egg Man, he promoted to a god (as Cheenese Egg Man was impressed by his skill), and they have been ruling wuHAN, hooBAY, CHEENA ever since.

Cheenese Neck Man loves his bat soop.

Cheenese Neck Man by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance September 3, 2020

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Cheesus Fish

Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ

*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.

Did you see those Cheesus Fish? They're the Cheesius.

Cheesus Fish by Alowishu5 May 31, 2009

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Grilled cheesus

A grilled cheese sandwich, which features the face of Jesus Christ, often in a burn or grill mark

Finn: Holy crap! I made a grilled cheesus

Grilled cheesus by CharcharCharOhyeah September 29, 2010

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