cheenis 

Bulbous male genitalia that is just as wide as it is long. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

Some scholars mistakenly state that the cheenis is a square. Putting aside the fact that the cheenis is not two-dimensional, prominent cheenis experts have repeatedly confirmed the rounded shape of the cheenis (see, e.g., Wigglescheen, et al.; Bernhardscheen, et al.).

When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.

cheenis by chodelord69 September 24, 2021

cheenis 

A perfectly square penis. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.

cheenis by threesixJim July 24, 2011

Cheenis 

Every bad word in the world 👌

Person: Stuff you
You: Cheenis TvT

Cheenis by The Reenis Girls November 17, 2019

cheenis 

The place between your butt chin, aka your chin butt crack

Guy 1: Whoa, did you see that? Demi Lovato has a piece of spinach in her cheenis!

Guy 2: Ew, gross! Why did she have surgery to get a cheenis, any way? thats so disgusting!

cheenis by Kimisie Lovesya January 17, 2011

cheenis 

a word that is too cool to have a meaning

suck my cheenis. (it doesn't mean anything, so it isn't an insult, but it sounds cool)

cheenis by the urban turban February 22, 2009

cheenis 

when a fat person weres there pants up to high and they have a cunt bumper.

cunt bumper

cheenis by dirk magurgen April 29, 2003

cheenis 

a penis with a cheese shaft

I prefer the swiss cheenis over the provalone.

cheenis by David Daise April 6, 2007