Yan 

Yan is not a verb or noun. It is a state of mind. If one is gifted enough to achieve this state of Yan, the carrier of this mind state begins to experience feelings of happiness and confusion. When these two are combined, the results can be marvelous. Be on the lookout for puppies, barneys, and illegal immigrants while in the state of Yan. Be cautious however, as overdosing on Yan is possible. In this situation the Yan becomes increasingly sloppy and is a danger to himself and anyone around him. The Yan is then more prone to getting startled. In his confusion the Yan has been known to pee in public and/or somehow end up at some afterparty with no clothes on. Do not be alarmed however as any amount of Yan will eventually wear off with time.

Comin Atcha YAN!

Yan by VPSM May 3, 2009

Yan 

the Shmexiest beast Ever! cool, outgoing, Beastly, funny, gots amazing biking skill, amazing skill of falling of the bike the PROPER way. the Craziest Russian Jew bastard you'll Ever meet.

Yan just killed that bottle of Kosher Vodka in 27.4 seconds flat.

Yan by JewFoYou April 14, 2009

yan 

Optimist - The glass is half full.
Pessimist - The glass is half empty.
Yan - That glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

i dont know how to put it in an example...sorry

yan by raed December 31, 2003

yan 

Only as cool as they come.

Hey that's so YAN!

yan by Yan July 9, 2003

yan 

sexy naughty bitchy

yan is so sexayyyyyy!

yan by yannnnnyyyyyy June 24, 2004

yan 

the cool dude you know he is chill and awesome dude
chill
awesome
and cool awesome party animal
yahhhhhh
whooooo
a man with party animal blood
normally ginger

"WOW! YOU SURE LIKE TO PARTY YOU MUST BE A YAN"
or
"YO WHY ARE YOU SO CHILL YOU MUST BE A YAN"
"COOL YAN"

yan by partymonkey April 21, 2009

yan 

Short for yandere. Often used by self-identified yanderes and weeaboos who are into yandere characters. Can be used to refer to anything between obsessive love and eliminating anyone between them and their senpai. Also used to refer to stalkers.

Yukiteru: Not sure, but my girlfriend's possibly yan, she sent 500 texts to me yesterday and tried to call me 14 times...

Ayano: I'm yan AF *waves knife*
Osana: bitch u crazy

Kotonoha: I just started watching future diary, Makoto-kun!
Makoto: The girl there is a total yan and my waifu
*Kotonoha picks up machete*
Makoto, running: I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD GO YAN AS WELL!!

Monika: I think I might be yan, every time I see my crush with other girls, I want to commit murder.
Yuri: No way, we can be yan buddies!
Monika: Yay! MC-Kun is mine!
*Yuri reaches for knife*

Satou: Oh my gosh, I am YAN for this boy in my physics class! I took pics of him, found his facebook, and even stole his pens!!

yan by sandikun June 7, 2019