unspool

To lose one's mind as a result of a major emotional shock, from the pilot episode of the television series Wonderfalls:

(Jaye discovers that her sister Sharon is a lesbian)

Jaye: Does Mom know?

Sharon: She would unspool!

Jaye: Can I tell her?

unspool by Mike May 13, 2006

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unspoilify

unspoilifying is when someone spoils something accidentally, and they say stuff to cover it up and steer them in the other direction. so it’s basically the opposite of spoiling. you undo the spoil. and then everyone’s happy and it’s like you never spoiled anything. yay.

Oh no, I accidentally spoiled Dora and the Lost City or Gold for my friend. That’s okay, I’ll just unspoilify it and it’ll be fine.

unspoilify by penguinothethird August 12, 2019

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unspooling

A word used by 4chan losers to describe someone they believe is "going crazy".

LOL I caught you online on the forums at 3 AM UR unspooling

unspooling by Downvoting Victim September 11, 2020

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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