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Carpel Thumbal 

An ailment affecting the thumbs due to excessive texting.
Similar to carpel tunnel or arthritis
His hands are crippled up because of the carpel thumbal disease.
Carpel Thumbal by Daikota April 17, 2009

Carpel Thumbel 

This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.
'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?'

'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.
Carpel Thumbel by Dr. Flavor May 21, 2009

Camel thump 

The female equivalent of a ball tap.
He camel thumped me so hard I nearly vomited.
Camel thump by Mammaof3 January 11, 2019

carpel thumbel 

The malady you get from over blackberrying or texting.
His addiction to his blackberry resulted in a serious case if carpel thumbel syndrome.
carpel thumbel by jktblklyn May 28, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026