Skip to main content

Tuah

At a young age, before Chuck Norris conquered the dark lord Bon Jovi, he would walk around his palace in his favorite pajamas, the Tuah pajamas. With a black hood and a red collar, Chuck Norris always had 6 or 7 sets of these pajamas anywhere.
Tuah's are on sale!

I washed your Tuah.

Slip into something comfy, like a Tuah.
by Isac April 22, 2006
mugGet the Tuahmug.

all tuah no hawk

Describes a person that acts as prudish as a nun but in private puts it out there like a whore paying for meth.
Jane acts like the Virgin Mary but she is actually all tuah no hawk.
by Hawkfinder February 7, 2025
mugGet the all tuah no hawkmug.

Hawk Tuah

You wake up in a field of darkness. You are afraid to move, but you build up the courage to crawl. The ground you crawl upon is rough and cold. It burns your palms and knees. You grow impatient. You have to walk. You have to walk, but you're too afraid. You keep crawling. Your skin starts to peel off, yet you still refuse to walk.
by for sale: burger, never eat September 8, 2024
mugGet the Hawk Tuahmug.

Hawk-tuah

One move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time.
Hawk-tuah! Spit on that thang.
by rogueassassin969 June 23, 2024
mugGet the Hawk-tuahmug.

Hawk Tuah

Hawk tuah is a slang that got viral.
The meme was so sigma but it turned into a skibidi meme. Some people use it to hate on but I use it for nothing. If you PRONOUNCE IT hawk tu. Stop. It's CALLED HAWK TUAH.
by SpongeBob Not Niggapants February 24, 2025
mugGet the Hawk Tuahmug.

hawk-tuah

The sound one makes right before spitting on that thang. This move is typically done in bed but is not limited to that location and is usually done in a forceful manner.
I met a real nice girl last week while in Tennessee, she took me home and proceeded to suck the soul out of my body after spitting on my thang...the last thing I remember was her making a "hawk-tuah" sound, my thang got all wet and then my soul left my body.
by Mr. Poopy B. June 20, 2024
mugGet the hawk-tuahmug.

Chad Tuah

When you get a Chad to spit on that thing and hawk tuah
Person 1: Hey can I get some Chad Tuah

Person 2: Of course!
by Chad Tuah December 9, 2024
mugGet the Chad Tuahmug.

Share this definition