Tuah

At a young age, before Chuck Norris conquered the dark lord Bon Jovi, he would walk around his palace in his favorite pajamas, the Tuah pajamas. With a black hood and a red collar, Chuck Norris always had 6 or 7 sets of these pajamas anywhere.

Tuah's are on sale!

I washed your Tuah.

Slip into something comfy, like a Tuah.

by Isac April 22, 2006

Hawk Tuah

An offensive phrase, used to describe the sound of someone spitting.

A: "Aw man I lost to B in a fight"
B: "Hawk Tuah!"
A: "Don't spit on me, that's gross!"

by BouncyBonBon November 22, 2024

Clod Tuah

Professionally achieving something using this category of skills

“Yo Nathaniel, how did you beat me in call of duty so easily”

“I was using the Clod Tuah method bro”

by carti guardian August 12, 2024

Hawk Tuah

In a sick a tipsy state you mispronounce doctor and cluelessly being sent show to show, no one realizing you were once on Ford Farlane, not a 21 year old girl.

Hawk Tuah is once again on another podcast and both parties have no idea why.

by pornstitute August 5, 2024

Hawk Tuah

To spit on that thang

You gotta give em that hawk tuah

by Threelosersinatrenchcoat June 19, 2024

hawk tuah

The sound someone may make when spitting.

I had to hawk tuah on it.
I heard her hawk tuah through the wall.

by XTheXtremenessX June 19, 2024

Stank Tuah

When you are getting Hawk Tuah and the girl shits on your dick.

You: “ahh yes keep sucking”
Girl: “Close your eyes!”
Girl: Shits on dick
You: “oh shit I’ve never gotten Stank Tuah before, this is lowkey nasty ngl”

by CoolDefiner January 19, 2025