15 definitions by Mcgwicko
Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.
She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.
by Mcgwicko April 18, 2021
This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016
When a girl insists on doing it missionary all the time, and your forearms and wrists get tired from that. Also occurs from masturbating too much .
by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016
When a girl has an amZing Ass on Instagram. But then you get her in the sack take
Off the panties and her butt is the worst.
Off the panties and her butt is the worst.
by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016
A very rare technique used in handjobs, most women dont know. Usually handjobs arent great , but the doorknob makes it great. It's a method of using all 5 digits and twisting and screwing the head of the penis with lube of some sort. It looks like someone trying to open a doorknob with a greasy hand. Feels amazing.
by Mcgwicko May 25, 2021
A girl whos kinda into the idea of eating another girls pussy. Like she may do it if the circumstances are right. Similar to bicurious
by Mcgwicko March 30, 2021