hooknose bastard Share definition Flag A guy who has a hooknose and acts like a twat. "merrrr.... I'm trying to lipread!!" "I'm a hooknose bastard and I act like a twat" hooknose bastard by Ben McArdle April 6, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the hooknose bastard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch