husbear
In gay male relationships, a significant other who is a "bear" (A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair)
husbear by Screamapillar June 23, 2003
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Husbeast
noun. A husband who is a total jerk and/or is known for angry outbursts.
A Husbitch can sometimes turn into a Husbeast when he's had enough of his wife's shit.
A Husbitch can sometimes turn into a Husbeast when he's had enough of his wife's shit.
Husbeast by FangBangerCat6 June 28, 2010
Husbeastie
Noun: a term of endearment, used by wives to describe their husbands in a mildly positive yet humorous manner, suggesting their love for their husband, but also his occasional tendency toward emotional outbursts. Said outbursts may consist of crying, happy tears, getting choked up easily, cursing at other drivers while driving, throwing broken tools (always away from anything important), and generally acting like a heathen on occasion.
Phone conversation...
Wife A: OMG, the husbeastie is out today...
Wife B: Oh crap, what did he do?
Wife A: He's been replacing the brakes on my truck, but then he broke some sort of wrench and started cursing it out...
Wife B: Well did the brakes get fixed?
Wife A: Yup, so his reward will be a beer and a blow job tonight.
Wife B: Well that should cheer him up then.
Wife A: OMG, the husbeastie is out today...
Wife B: Oh crap, what did he do?
Wife A: He's been replacing the brakes on my truck, but then he broke some sort of wrench and started cursing it out...
Wife B: Well did the brakes get fixed?
Wife A: Yup, so his reward will be a beer and a blow job tonight.
Wife B: Well that should cheer him up then.
Husbeastie by BF'ngC November 12, 2018
husbeard
husbeard by TrueFuckingLove September 29, 2013
Husberg
Husberg is a person who loves blond girls, usually girls that starts with an S. Husberg always gets friend-zoned. He is a kindhearted and funny guy. Husberg often has very long hair.
Husberg by Bootylicios December 12, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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