sizzack 

n.
1. Slang for the word "sack" which is slang for the word "bed" meaning apiece of furniture for reclining and sleeping, typically consisting of a flat, rectangular frame and a mattress resting on springs.

My friend Richard will not go out to drink tonight. Instead, he will call me at 8PM to tell me that he's going to hit the sizzack.

sizzack by O. B. G. Y. N. February 3, 2006

Sizzlack 

Someone who is acting like Moe Sizzlack from the TV show The Simpsons. This could be a good thing sometimes and other times it could not be such a good thing.

1.) Patty: Calm down, everybody. Here's a movie of us.
(crowd boos as Patty and Selma show their home movie)

Moe: Wow, even I ain't hoping for porn.

Thats the good funny sizzlack.

2.) Moe (retelling the story of his tragic romance with Edna): I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.'

This is a depressed angry at life sizzlack

Sizzlack by 1st timer September 22, 2009