craunch 

In Jazz music, for one player to interrupt the beginning of another players improvised solo by commencing their own improvised solo. variations include the "standing craunch" where in a big band, the saxophone player stands up to take a solo, and is left looking foolish as one of the brass section standing behind him has commenced a solo. also, the "flying craunch" where a solo that has begun tastefully, with only a few sparse notes is interrupted by another play who plays high and/or loud and/or fast.

I got craunched three times tonight, and all of those where by the trumpet player.

craunch by Eamon McNelis January 23, 2006

Craunch 

(noun) excessive and disturbing vaginal odor

Oh my god, Onision was totally gonna drill me last night, but he said i had craunch. So he just drilled my asshole instead.

Craunch by thesavvyspider June 12, 2018

cruncheesey 

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

Crunchy Fridges 

v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.

A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.

When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.

Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"

Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"

Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"

Crunchy Fridges by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 23, 2019

Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

Spine crunch by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011

The Crunch 

It is the pinnacle of a "do or die" moment when one's life and or many lives are in peril and to have the bravery and testicular fortitude to save the day above all costs.

Mighty Boosh S1 ep3 Saboo and Tony Harrison on a flying carpet:

Saboo: What are you going to do when we come to the crunch?
Tony Harrison: ohhhhhhh my word, are we back to the crunch?

The Crunch by The Crunch Master July 3, 2017