Cranch

When you cum in a girl on her period and you pull out the mixture of blood and semen and that sauce is cranch

Last night I got cranch all over my bed

by Troy and Chris July 09, 2021

Cranch

Noun-
The aroma of dried semen that permeates around the room.
adj-Cranchy

Dude, you should have washed your sheets last weekend, the cranch is killing me.

Adj- Your towel is smelling extra cranch today Rob.

by Baconb February 15, 2009

cranch

ranch of the crotch; usual coming from wank

Bob: can i borrow some cranch?
Jimmy: sure, i'll take your cup to the back.

by TwoFlamingFlamingos June 06, 2018

Alex cRanch

The only black, water polo playing, elf to ever escape from the north pole

Whats that thing floating in the water, is it an Alex cranch

by Fuck ja police November 04, 2011

Cranch Dressing

A blend of ranch and creamy italian dressings usually made, by unwitting yom-yoms usually working the front of the house at any food servicing establishment!

i don't think this ranch dressing tastes right!! You idiot that's cause it's Cranch Dressing!!!

by Dan Grzebien Jr October 05, 2005

Cranch

It is when something or someone is being rad but also crunchy, because it's good when things are crunchy

- you that dude is really cranch fo sho!

-yeah he really is!

by Fel-frick, i mean not Felix May 26, 2021

Cranch

Christ ranch; really good ranch

This pizza could use some cranch

by Soggy Pickle March 26, 2020