a "lerdbanger" is a term that means to squat over a females breasts after sexual intercourse and dump on her breasts rather than squirting jizz in her face
" excuse me hun do you mind if i bang a lerd on your chest"....which is the example of lerdbanger which is the past tense
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.