Stinky Pirate 

The act of smearing an eye patch on one's occular orbit with fecal matter using the head of your penis after performing anal sex.

Jack grew tired of giving Jill a Dirty Sanchez every night,
so he thought he might add some variety by giving her a
Stinky Pirate instead.

Stinky Pirate by Fantom January 18, 2006

stinky pirate 

before you're about to cum you yell "THAR SHE BLOWS" and stick it in her ass

We were having sex last night and to end it I did the stinky pirate

stinky pirate by Poog Toog January 18, 2022

sticky pirate 

the act of cumming in the eye, then kicking in one of the legs. Causing them to cover ones eye with the hand and hop on one leg.

The bitch had sex with my brother so i gave her a sticky pirate

sticky pirate by Joe Pray September 14, 2008

stickypirate 

if a man jizzez in a womans eye it hurts than you kick them in the shin so shes hoping and holding her leg like a peg leg and shes covering her eye so its like an eyepats

(spunk),(pirate)(stickypirate)

stickypirate by RUSTYSPOONS123 December 14, 2010