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The old fashioned journal you wrote in with crushed tree pulp, binding, and maybe some kind of lock mechanism. For some reason people used to like writing opinions only they read. It is a fad past its prime but Borders still sells them for some reason.
"What is that odd rectangular shaped device you have in your lap that appears to be filled with blue lined 2 dimensional pieces of non-digital substance?"

"Oh this is just my anablog...I write it in to remember things and keep my private thoughts"

"I see, so how do you post it when you're done?"
anablog by Clintacus January 15, 2006
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A.K.A. "logblog" "log-blog."

Ancient personal storage device made with cream of wood.
My computer bag becomes incrementally heavier and less efficient depending on how many logblogs, p-books, or how much sheet-printed static media I choose to include. If it is my intention to inscribe (manually input data) upon any of these items, I must also decide which or how many (should I require RGBCMYK capabilities) delectronic styluses to carry as well.

Interesting fact: In order to include graphics in anablogs, images had to be located WITHOUT SEARCH ENGINES and glues or sticky tapes were required to physically adhere them to the "pages". Sometimes artistic talent was even used to MANUALLY HAND-BUILD images directly onto the media.

Inclusion of active or interactive video or audio content in an anablog was COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE!
anablog by Armand Banana January 21, 2006
Anorexic people's blogs. They blab about how fat they are and make us all feel bad about ourselves... or, do they?
someone's anablog: 'oh. my. god. I ate like, a carrot today. I mean, I'm never going to be 42 pounds if I keep this up!!!. I think all 72 pounds of me should die. I am so FAT! and so BAD! oh I think I'll go puke that carrot up.'
anablog by hashely January 19, 2006
A contraction of the phrase "Analyst Blog". Specifically, a blog of someone who analyzes sectors of industry for the stock market. Someone turned to for informed opinions on a given subject, particularly subjects related to current events.
As Seen On YouTube:
"Tom writes an anablog on the alternative fuels sector and joins us by webcam from his office in North Carolina. Tom? How bad is it?"
anablog by Craig Slizst May 10, 2006

Analog Horror 

A subgenre of horror told in the manner of a classic analog style. Typically using an old school, pre-digital style when presenting lore, using things such as television broadcasts or infomercials in generally "nostalgic" styles. Most often presents itself as a web-series.
Local 58 and Gemini Home Entertainment are good examples of Analog Horror.
Analog Horror by tempertant June 5, 2021

Analog shit

Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.
Shit! I left my cellphone at home now i have to take an analog shit like a caveman
Analog shit by Clever webster August 2, 2017

Analog Digitalli 

From afar via cpu, the creature gave birth to the analog digitalli.
Analog Digitalli by ZekeOZuela January 25, 2009