A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.
Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"
by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009
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One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.
by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005
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1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.
A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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An entity that is so full of the quintessential essence of a douche that if the following recipe were followed:
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.
Rave is such a douche cake for shutting the server down for a stupid forum game.
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A combination of a fruit cake and douche bag.
That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!

DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
by Nick fucking Alan April 20, 2008
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1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.
1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."
by I am B July 2, 2007
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Eric Richard....a fag a d-bag...he is really gay and everyone hates him...
Me-Hey you know douche-cakes
Everyone-yea eric is gay
by M.C.Falagan May 5, 2005
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