hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.
"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"
The act of raising hell in African American English so that a large square footage of retail space all hear and roll eyes at your obnoxiously loud complaint. Typically done by females in a customer service situation or when there is a long line of customers behind them that don't give a shit if they get their honey mustard.
Guy 1: Man, I was in the express lane and this fucking, fat bitch started negro hollering about her coupons or something. I was like, damn, how do I always pick the wrong fucking line?
Guy 2: You should have pelted her with loose change.
The syndrome is in swine and causes great pain to the animal in which a parasite in the pig’s stomach eats it’s stomach lining. This causes the infected to let out a ‘holler’ that is loud and can last for a few minutes or hours. The parasite eats the stomach until stomach acid spills out onto the rest of the organs, tearing through them and killing the swine.
My pig has Salvadoran hollering pigssyndrome. I’m going to have to put her down before it causes her even more pain.