hollering bench (n): a bench placed outside of a store located in a central location, preferably one frequented by people who look funny or to whom you are attracted to sexually.
"Let's go to the hollering bench at Tasti D-Lite on Bedford Ave. to laugh at people with funny socks and holler at some bitches"
The act of raising hell in African American English so that a large square footage of retail space all hear and roll eyes at your obnoxiously loud complaint. Typically done by females in a customer service situation or when there is a long line of customers behind them that don't give a shit if they get their honey mustard.
Guy 1: Man, I was in the express lane and this fucking, fat bitch started negro hollering about her coupons or something. I was like, damn, how do I always pick the wrong fucking line?
Guy 2: You should have pelted her with loose change.
The syndrome is in swine and causes great pain to the animal in which a parasite in the pig’s stomach eats it’s stomach lining. This causes the infected to let out a ‘holler’ that is loud and can last for a few minutes or hours. The parasite eats the stomach until stomach acid spills out onto the rest of the organs, tearing through them and killing the swine.