Chaatch 

A guy trying way too hard to look cool, usually at a bar or place of social interaction. Either with dress or attitude.

The guy wearing the plaid shorts, popped collar shirt, sunglasses around his neck or on head (sun has been down for quite some time) and massive amounts of hair product. Very aggrogant, but only when with other Chaatches.

Chaatch by Will Sympson August 25, 2005

Chatch monkey 

one who is named beller by which plays games for over 12 hours daily and idolizes frodo baggins
one who pets the precious

Alex the Chatch Monkey from winona

Chatch monkey by Nerfer January 17, 2009

chatch 

n. A chatch is someone unimportant, worthless, laughable, or annoying. The word chatch is usually conveyed with a tone of disdain or disrespect. Chatch often appears in the form of the phrase "some chatch" meaning "someone so unimportant that he isn't deserving of description." When used to convey annoyance with a male, it could be substituted for the word "bitch," but the word "chatch" also implies arrogance of the speaker. Chatch almost always is used to describe a male; the female variation is chitch.

1. Q: "Who called you yesterday?"
A: "I don't know. It was some chatch."

2. "That drunk guy just pissed all over himself. What a chatch."

3. "I don't want to lend you my car, I just washed it."
"Dude, don't be a chatch."

chatch by artythesmarty May 24, 2013

chatched 

Another term for wasted and stoned stupid

I can't smoked no more I'm already chatched!

chatched by ChatchD247 October 20, 2004

chatchball

A sorry poor existance of a person who is lower than the secreation out of a disease infected vagina. (Examples: Vanilla Ice, any Backstreet Boy, Kevin Federline)

That man running for president is such a "chatchball"

chatchball by RyRy G November 18, 2006

Chatche 

To be or act as a Timothy

Timothy is a Chatche

Chatche by Mr.Chatche October 15, 2020

chatchdog 

-(verb) to be slapped in the face with a Kamchatka bottle and then repeatedly hit in the face to the point of no recognition.

"Man Ferris got Chatchdogged real hard this summer. I bet his face still hurts from that massive beating."

chatchdog by therealchatchdog January 21, 2010