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Chavworld 

A forum which was set up a long time ago by the mysterty man that is Quaid which became the new home of most of Chavscum's members as Chavscum has all but gone down the pan. This particularly true when you browse the threads only to find 80% of them are about pirates and grooming.

Anyway, Chavworld appeals to people who would probably look at things like politics carefully and be considerate when making up their minds; in the same way Chavscum would appeal to trigger happy conservatives.

The regulars on Chavworld tend to be more open minded than those on Chavscum because most will not agree with lynchings as a suitable crime for petty theft. They tend to discuss wheather on not the chav is a state of mind or a clothing style.

Posters tend to feature all manner of personalities. From the moronic, shallow chavs who hate anyone who isn't exactly like them and can't spell words that have more than six letters. To the 'misunderstood' kids who blame chavs for everything. Then you get the more open minded rock fans and chavs who dislike the members of their own sub cultures for their own shallowness, fair play really.

The more intellectual members don't abuse their almost terrifying level of intelligence on the other members too much. Well, only if a slightly stupid poster says something along the lines of, "u tlk bit posh init!" which then sparks other posters into posting pictures with 'own3d' written on them.

With two more mods added to handle a recent wave of trolls the forum seems to be standing in good stead. PikeySlayer is still on his world famous PC campaigne. Mohawk posts pictures of just about anything for no real reason. NoNamedFreak was the original postwhore, but she's ill and can't be arsed to post. Macona has supplied half the pictures in the picture revival thread, being the cam whore that he is. There are other mods but you'll be hard pushed to see what they've actually done.

But whatever your view on chavs are, check out Chavworld because unlike Chavscum, it's actually worth posting there.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026