A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged
“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
by Gerrick1973 August 30, 2013
A spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies
by Shexy Shyman February 2, 2007
A combination of spacker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.
"Fuck me, my new year 10 class are fucking spongy, most of them can't stop dribbling."
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"
by Dildo Daggins22 September 6, 2007
by swag22056 October 16, 2020
A word to describe the comical movement similar to spazzes and mongs when someone is in distress or simply disturbed.
He got stoned and completey sponged.
Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*
He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"
you're such a spong sometimes
Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*
He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"
you're such a spong sometimes
by Chris Done June 15, 2005
A feeling of endless mediocraty and disappointment experienced intensely by Solpsists whilst wishing the world was a bit more nang.
by Juzzers June 1, 2006
a special bit of smoking device,a normal type of bong but where you would put the cone you put half a coke bottle and then put your two knives and smoke up!
by sean morgan from nz yoda June 21, 2010