3 definitions by Juzzers

spong

A feeling of endless mediocraty and disappointment experienced intensely by Solpsists whilst wishing the world was a bit more nang.

I gazed wistfully into my underpants and felt very spong. 'That is just not nang' I thought.

by Juzzers June 1, 2006

frrroop

Fully of fruity goodness like a melon. Shweet and tasty like the air while kneeling downwind from a fit girl's poot. The sensation of having an unexpectedly nang strawberry sheep under your tongue.

She used to drive me insane, but her toot-toot was soooo frrroop!

by Juzzers June 2, 2006

nang

An expression of utter poot. The theory that an event can surpass spong. The private parts of Kelly Brook.

When I saw the scale of the destruction, I just thought "nang me, no spiv could have done this"!

by Juzzers April 11, 2006