pull a potter

Refers to how Harry Potter in the HP book series always gets stuff for no apparent reason and no one understands why.
To achieve something amazing against all odds, and usually undeserved. For instance, if the kid at the bottom of your class wound up valedictorian, he has just pulled a potter.

"That cokehead who just got out of school is running for governor? And winning?!"
"Yeah, that kid totally pulled a Potter."

pull a potter by xxxholic June 8, 2005

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Pull a Potter

Someone who threatens suicide with ridiculous ideals and threats that could only leave him with bruises.

person 1: "Man I'm so depressed, I just wanna die!"

person 2 : "Aww eff that, don't even try and PULL A POTTER"

Pull a Potter by yourforstwuckingfightnare July 18, 2009

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pull a harry potter

When you blow a load shaped like a lighting bolt on a girls forehead.

hey did pull a harry potter on your girl friend?

pull a harry potter by keebles June 24, 2009

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pull a harry potter

To get drunk and leave the party without saying goodbye, or having anyone notice.

Man in bar #1: Hey, where's Julie? I've looked everywhere.
Man in bar #2: I haven't seen her either. She probably pulled a harry potter. She does that when she's drunk.

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Inside a drunk person's head: Im so wasted. I guess I'll pull a harry potter.

pull a harry potter by sstrange September 13, 2009

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Pull a Porter

Taking a work day off on a Monday, or any other day last minute, to enjoy a Porter.

If Blake decides to Pull a Porter again, we won't have standup today.

Pull a Porter by sesamechicken0 April 12, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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