Poot
Poot by Stéphane Viau February 10, 2005
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Poot is a unrecognized sibling of the world famous Demi Lovato. She came out to the world through Twitter, where she states she was "locked in a basement her whole life," (@OfficialPoot on Twitter). We don't know much about Poot, other than what is stated in her Twitter bio.
Poot by sweglord123456789 December 13, 2015
poot
Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"
Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"
Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
Poot
Poot by Crunkmasta Flex August 11, 2003
Poot
Poot by PennyMarshallll July 14, 2010
Poot
noun (colloquial)
1. a fart or shart when in polite company.
2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}
3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}
verb (colloquial)
1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}
2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}
3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}
1. a fart or shart when in polite company.
2. (vulgar) a tramp, whore or otherwise undesirable person. {Anglicised form of Spanish 'puta' or 'puto', meaning whore}
3. (familiar) a trusted friend or confidante {from French 'putain', meaning whore}
verb (colloquial)
1. the act of farting or sharting when in polite company {v. form of noun 1 above}
2. (vulgar) the act of exchange sex for money. {v. form of noun 2 above}
3. miscellaneous behaviours, actions and wanderings, to travel without direction {contracted form of pootle}
noun:
1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'
'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'
2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.
3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'
'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'
verb:
1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'
'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'
2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'
'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'
3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'
'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'
1. 'Oh, Lady Hamilton-Gordon, do I detect a hint of the latest Eau-de-Vivre from Chanel about you?'
'Alas, no, Madam Watson-Wentworth, I fear you are smelling my latest poot.'
2. 'I went to M&S to buy a cauliflower, but there were a bunch of old poots standing in front of the vegetable sections for seventy-three minutes, and eventually I caved in and bought a doughnut instead.
3. 'Albert, I bought you a parsnip.'
'Why, Camille, it's just what I wanted. You really are a poot, you know.'
verb:
1. 'Good God, Lord Attlee, what was that noise?'
'Dear me, Viscount Primrose, I do believe I've pooted.'
2. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Roxanne, who was pooting around near the chav estate.'
'Ugh, she's always putting on that red light, that woman.'
3. 'While I was in town, I bumped into Sally, who was just pooting around.'
'Poor girl, she's been lost since that bloke from Oasis left her waiting.'
Poot by CochonsurVelo November 29, 2013