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1. Pootang
Poontang - noun - of or pertaining to the female genitalia;
Example: Go get you some pootang boy.
by disturbed Apr 6, 2004 add a video
2. pootang
Another name for pussy
Friend-No I can't fight him, "I'm on probation"
Me-You Pootang!
3. pootang
1.Something a gay man in denial might say.
2.A female genital.
Gay man-I'm not gay I love pootang"
Guy- "Dude why you grab my ass"
by Nunya Mar 26, 2005 add a video
4. Pootang
Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below

note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.
Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang

*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!
5. pootang
like poontang only involving the anus
I scored some pootang off that fine tailed hunny
by anonymous Mar 9, 2005 add a video
6. pootang
raw deal a pure ripp-off in disguise of something good
dont come round here trying to sell me that pootang you lowlife
7. pootang
The gay version of "poontang".
Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.
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