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Hindi word for Foreskin of penis.

Can be used in the form of an adjective as a derogatory word for people. (Adj.- Topay)
Synonyms- chutiya, murkh, dickhead, bewakoof etc
Sameer, whenever is in presence of a girl, he acts like a Land ka Topa!!
Our TOPA (subject) professor is a Topa.
Topa by Seeyouanon October 25, 2023
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TOPA

That old person ass
Used to describe the ass of someone over 40
"Yo gramps, does grams give you that topa?"

"My Geometry teacher has the best fucking topa."
TOPA by Matt E. Jay January 22, 2016

Topa momenat 

Also known as The You're Not Funny Paradox wnd Shut The Hell Up Paradox.

When a person tells a joke and no one laughs than the person feels awkward in the silence, they also feel the need to fill the silence with another joke but they are not funny so no one laughs again.
Lol what a topa momenat.
Topa momenat by Slayqueenkb May 2, 2022

on topa pasketti 

cheese is what is on top of spagettie...

On top of spaghetti,

All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,

When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,

It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
2 year old: My favet sog iz on topa pasketti
Mother of the 2 year old: Oh god! My kids a retard!

Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka 

A species of fruit eating turtles that are attracted by various scents and kill at first sight.
ME: OMG. A Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka! IT'S GONNA EAT ME!

Kling Kling Topa Gona Olin Kowra Droln Unka: NOMNOMNOM

Live Topa 

Live Topia's 2.0 wish version! Lol. Credits to Scarlo.
I'm currently playing Live Topa. Lol I meant Live Topia!