If you mental retarded you are Topal. Every kind of Mental Illness is called Topal in the Streets of Germany.
This guy is very Topal.
by Capilla April 30, 2007
by Capilla May 18, 2007
A hazardous substance which react dangerously with knowledge. You shouldn't place it close to books, tv or internet.
by RMCF June 21, 2007
by RMCF January 31, 2008
A thing from another world. The last two letters A - L, like ALien, it's mysterious. It seems it came from the planet Dormagen. However it can't be destroyed. If you see such a Topal, you better run.
Oh my God, it's here! The Topal!! Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
by RMCF January 30, 2008
In the 80s Topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. This stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. Uh, oh...I just had a Topal Fart.
by rodee39 January 11, 2009
Şimal Topal is one of the baddest bitches you'll ever meet. She may look innocent on the outside, but one sweep and swift kick to the face she will knock you the fuck out.
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.
If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.
PS she has that fattyyyyyyy.....
Also, she doesnt need to throw hands to kill you, just one arrow and a bow and you won't even see it coming.
If you are ever around simal there is no chance you'll be bored and she will probably scream and laugh alot.
PS she has that fattyyyyyyy.....
by Doğkeğn November 3, 2022