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cole caufield

“who is the hottest player in the nhl?”
“has to be cole caufield obvi
cole caufield by imboredasf January 9, 2022

cole caufield

Yo, did you saw that Cole Caufield goal last night?

holden caufield 

a discreet way of querying someone as to whether or not they're "holding" (weed) - referencing the protagonist of j.d. salinger's classic novel.
seeker: you holden caufield?

dealer: yeah.. what you need?
holden caufield by iaremsejr August 2, 2010

Holden Caufield 

A literal reference to the protagonist from the classic American novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, it can be used at parties and social gatherings to inconspicuously ask if anyone has marijuana to sell or share.
Dude 1: "Hey man, did you invite Holden Caufield to the party?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, you trying to smoke a bowl?"

the caufield 

When one sticks a dogs nose into their anus and has the dog lick the prostate inducing orgasm
the dogs face smells so bad because tristan has been doing The Caufield with it all day and he had tacos last night
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026