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To stalk or to be obsessive about someone. Originally a brand name for an anti-theft device used by police to track down stolen vehicles.
I swear that girl has you lojacked.
lojack by Kats June 8, 2003
Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.
lojack by D April 9, 2005

louisville lojack 

the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.
Johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.So he gave her the louisville lojack.
louisville lojack by fluffywhite October 3, 2008

Kojak LoJack 

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.
If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???
Kojak LoJack by QuacksO May 23, 2021
Legal slang, when you dump a case you don’t want onto somebody else.

Used in The Practice, Season 3 Episode 12
“She tripped a case to Eugene now he’s Lujacking Rebecca
Lujack by Dandy Dan the Candy Man August 17, 2020

Weed Lojacker 

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.
He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.
Weed Lojacker by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010