lojack

#1 Honing device installed in vehicles. Police are able to locate your vehicle with this device if the vehicle is stolen.

#1 My car got hijacked, good thing I had Lojack installed, the police found it in 15 minutes.

by D April 9, 2005

To stalk or to be obsessive about someone. Originally a brand name for an anti-theft device used by police to track down stolen vehicles.

I swear that girl has you lojacked.

by Kats June 8, 2003

Awe man, he was so hot, too bad he's got a lojack.

by D April 9, 2005

Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.

He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.

by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010

the act of inserting a small gps unit into the ass during sex. Then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.

Johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.So he gave her the louisville lojack.

by fluffywhite October 3, 2008

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???

by QuacksO May 23, 2021