kolachode 

A kolache that is misshapen or deform

Dude you ate all the sausage eggs, and all you left me was this fucking kolachode. Asshole.

kolachode by Logan March 27, 2005

Kolache 

When the penis slides up between the labia instead of sliding in the vagina

Brad accidentally gave me a kolache during sex last night.

Kolache by Gdawg13 March 17, 2020

kolache 

1) In most of the U.S.: A Czech/Slovak food. Small round pastry. Soft dough topped with filling such as cream cheese, cinnamon apples, apricots, poppyseed, lemon, strawberry. etc.
2) In Texas & probably a few other places: dough wrapped around a sausage or sometimes ham. Real name is klobasnek. Sometimes with cheese, jalapenos, or both. See also: Pig-In-A-Blanket. Can also have crazy specialty fillings such as chicken & stuffing, fajita meat, pot roast & carrots, phillysteak, scrambled eggs & bacon, etc.
3) Smashing drunk

"I can't believe Sarah took a shit in the snow right in front of the cafe! She was effing kolached last night; it was hysterical."

kolache by kay-tay June 20, 2008

kolache 

a specific form of cuddle/snuggling between two people that was derived from how a pastry wraps around a sausage.

'hi boyfriend, wanna kolache?'

kolache by lorraineykid56 December 3, 2009

The Kolache 

An act in which you thrust your penis repeatedly inside another human's fat roll.

She buttered me up and let me do the kolache on her last night.

The Kolache by White_Goodman September 22, 2014

Kolache 

The act of a homosexual male bleaching one's asshole, also know as the balloon knot.

Male 1 - Yo what's your plan tonight bro?
Male 2 - Just GTK
Male1 - Don't you mean GTL
Male 2 - No man! Gym Tanning Kolache

Male 1 - What the fuck is Kolache?
Male 2 - Getting my B-hole bleached!
Male 1 - Your such a fag

Kolache by Squrt Reynolds November 9, 2015

Kursed Kolache 

Sticking a Q-Tip in your male friend's unwiped ass and shoving it in the hole of your cock halfway. Then ram your friend's ass until the Q-Tip gets stuck

" I fucking Kursed Kolache'd John so hard last night, I'll be having cotton kidney stones for weeks." - Dwayne

Kursed Kolache by MJIOCBHBAEERL October 14, 2021