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The worst place in the world, which happens to have the best site in the world based on it.
"I'm so poor I don't have the internet and can't afford to go to eagleby.net"
eagleby by Anf March 21, 2005

Eaglebrook School 

Maximum security correctional facility for (wealthy) boys from all over the world. Located in the middle of NO WHERE (the sticks). Student body consists of 75% asian and 50% korean. 5% american, the rest, Mex.
I am going to go get a crepe made at Eaglebrook School. And then I am going back to my room to watch some serious porn. I love communal showers and fighting in them.
Eaglebrook School by Voltron5,000 December 22, 2008

Eaglebrook school 

A prestigious all boys school located in Deerfield Massachusetts (literally the middle of nowhere). These boys enjoy juuling in their rooms. At events the Mexican boys fling themselves at girls begging them to get them to give them blowjobs. These boys are horny. Some of the most well-known Eaglebrook boys have been so honored to make gang symbols in the background of rap videos. Eaglebrook prides itself on having very good lacrosse players, although most of them are dochey and play Fortnite instead of actually practicing. Before sleeping with an Eaglebrook boy make sure to know that 90% of this population has chodes, this is penis that is wider than it is long.
eaglebrook school is a prep school filled with boys who have fragile masculinities

girl: hey
ebs boy: sup

girl: how are you doing
ebs boy: fine. wanna blow me?
girl: uhhhhh no
ebs boy: ugh whatever you’re fat anyway
Noun.
One of the lowest forms of life. Down there with pedos, necros, zoophiles, gays and abos. Of course eaglebian ones are even worse than normal ones. They all are thieving scum. Eaglebians inhabit the suburb called Eagleby, a suburb where no one can afford a car, and the law is
"1. If it's not nailed down, it's yours now.
2. If it's nailed down, free nails."
Needless to say, it is no place to raise a family, and the education of anyone who graduated high school there does not even compete with preschoolers anywhere else. Thankfully, most inhabitants are sloths and never will get to any other area, and cannot afford a plane trip. They will pinch any penny and are all kleptomaniacs.
Don't let that Eaglebian Goodwin grab your wallet.
Eaglebian by weaselstomper August 25, 2009

Eagleboy 

Eagleboy: The big boy of the flock. King of the birds. Has all seeing eyes. Stays high above the drama and always knows what's going on around him. Highly respected, fends for himself, known as the man among men.
Who's that big guy in the Benz on 24"s. That's that Eagleboy just rollin through on the block seeing who's where.
Eagleboy by Eagleboyrox May 1, 2009

eaglebtc 

One who possesses a strong digital defense.
You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's an eaglebtc who really knows where his STRONG DIGITAL DEFENSE is.
eaglebtc by grug June 6, 2004