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Happy Monkey 

An alternate personal greeting of the Christmas Holiday Season for atheists. It originated on December 18, 2008 on the science blog, Pharyngula. The blogger, PZ Myers, received an email in which the writer referred to evolutionists and atheists as worshiping Charles Darwin as a god, and proceeded to say, "Until then, happy monkey! (or what ever non Christmas evolution people say)".
We wish you a Happy Monkey, and a Happy New Year.
Happy Monkey by NewfieAtheist December 22, 2008
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Happy Monkey 

Happy Monkey is any moment that you feel the burdens lifted, that you feel a lightening of the mood, that you feel puckish and prankish and like kicking your heels.
The Creation Museum has fallen into bankruptcy; Happy Monkey, everyone!
Happy Monkey by Mr. Gruff December 22, 2008

happy monkey 

happy monkey by y0 August 16, 2003

happy birthday monkey 

when its a stoopid monkeys birthday but you still have to make them happy
happy birthday monkey by mr.wrong69 November 11, 2020

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.
He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

Monkey Go Happy 

Monkey Go Happy is practically the most addictive game series on the internet. It has endless levels with several monkeys to make happy.
Pencilkids makes Monkey Go Happy, Pupzzle, Droppy, Abuba the Alien, Moonster Safe, Anbot, Bowja the Ninja, and especially the not so kid-friendly Retardo and the Iron Golem.