linched 

To get your ass kicked.

I got my ass linched by my parents.

linched by solok May 13, 2005

Linched 

To be pissed off, or stressed out.

Man, that motherfucker is linched, best be watchin' yo ass.

Linched by Reaper14 June 11, 2006

linched 

To be caught.

Shit, kevin got linched by the 5-0.

linched by d-unit August 14, 2003

ass lynched 

Having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one's will.

1. Every April 15, I get ass lynched by the fuckin' IRS.

2. The professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being ass lynched.

ass lynched by jj1221 October 21, 2009

Loretta Lynched 

To have your husband meet with the attorney general while facing an FBI investigation and trying to cover it up quickly before it ruins your campaign.

You hear about Hillary? Her campaign got Loretta Lynched and now Biden's gonna have to run.

Loretta Lynched by shopgifting July 3, 2016

Lonched 

To get wasted or fucked up

"Bro u got so Lonched last night", "yeah Giselle just broke my heart im just gonna go home and Lonch myself"

Lonched by b0ki January 11, 2020

linced 

to completely shut down opposing hitters in baseball, make them look stupid

Big time Timmy Jim just linced that Dodger, that is his 22nd strikeout of the game.

linced by deehoff October 9, 2010