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1.
To get your ass kicked.
I got my ass linched by my parents.
by solok March 10, 2005
 
2.
To be pissed off, or stressed out.
Man, that motherfucker is linched, best be watchin' yo ass.
by Reaper14 June 04, 2006
 
3.
To be caught.
Shit, kevin got linched by the 5-0.
by d-unit August 14, 2003