A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.

Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?

turkey jerky by QuacksO November 29, 2017

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Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

Turkey jerky by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

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Turkey Jerky

A blowjob that involes making turkey gobbles

I went by Caity’s house and she gave a me a turkey jerky

Turkey Jerky by TheGobbled February 29, 2024

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perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

perky turkey jerky by maestro1623 August 14, 2010

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