Top Definition
the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.
friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
by maestro1623 August 13, 2010

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