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tuck under 

The uncomfortable condition of having your balls and sometimes penis tucked under your inos. Often caused by poorly designed seats.
The seats at the MCC computer lab always give me a bad case of tuck under.
tuck under by Forrest Klump March 12, 2009

Timmy Tuck Under 

A recommended way to deal with a NARB that won't go away. Tuck your raging hard on up Under your belt and tighten down. If you don't have a belt, tighten your draw string. DO NOT USE this method if you aren't wearing a shirt.
In the middle of my brother's wedding, I had to perform a covert Timmy Tuck Under as the bride was walking down the isle.
Timmy Tuck Under by mDAWSONj August 16, 2007

Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under 

When one ties a rope to the left leg, ties it to the highest limb of a tree, hangs upside down from a tree, and inserts their penis into their anus
They found old Georgie hanging from his oak tree doing the old Tuscaloosa Tuck-Under. The neighbors could not believe he was so well endowed!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026