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adj. portainting to something that has a thick, chunky consistancy, making a glopping sound when poured
"This is really gloppy soup."
gloppy by Lunarose October 21, 2003
having no definition to your body, you have no rack, no back, and too much cottage cheese. fat ugly shapeless
That girl is gloppy.
Gloppy by DaZuck February 12, 2005
Sloppy toppy with a mouthfull of mollasses, or other sticky substances
Got some sick gloppy back in mollasses swamp
Gloppy by litle man December 24, 2021
guy 1: man, emily gave me the best gloppy last night bro!
Gloppy by canessauceonmyballs November 14, 2022

Gloppy Jalopy 

Noun, Adj. - some rank ass puss

alt. uses- gloppy
1. Carl went to hit it last night but she had that gloppy jalopy, so he dipped.
2. Carl: Damn it smells like fish in here.
Steve: No that's just Samantha's gloppy.
3. Does she have some fresh poontang or that gloppy jalopy?
Gloppy Jalopy by poontangdestroyer4 November 29, 2021

Gloppy Snhobbling 

When one preforms ALL blumpkin types at once and dies doing it, being munted afterwards.
"goodbye everyone... its time for some Gloppy Snhobbling"