by John Smith USA 1776 December 8, 2017
adj. portainting to something that has a thick, chunky consistancy, making a glopping sound when poured
by Lunarose October 22, 2003
having no definition to your body, you have no rack, no back, and too much cottage cheese. fat ugly shapeless
by DaZuck February 13, 2005
Another way that an individual can express that they need to defecate much like saying they have to "pinch a loaf". This is a reference to the candy land character, Mr. Gloppy the chocolate monster, and as he looks like a giant turd it fits rather well.
by Gimli Smith December 28, 2011
1. Carl went to hit it last night but she had that gloppy jalopy, so he dipped.
2. Carl: Damn it smells like fish in here.
Steve: No that's just Samantha's gloppy.
3. Does she have some fresh poontang or that gloppy jalopy?
2. Carl: Damn it smells like fish in here.
Steve: No that's just Samantha's gloppy.
3. Does she have some fresh poontang or that gloppy jalopy?
by poontangdestroyer4 November 30, 2021
by Red1981 March 20, 2021
When a woman gives you the best damn time of your life with a bj. Although doing this will make you forever a White cracker. Now when doing this you will never have it again and you will lose your rizz with the following. Sluts, whores, 9-year-olds, Men, women, and newborn babies, Transgenders, and other 72 monkey genders, meaning you will never have sex again.
Wow That was the best Sloppy Gloppy of my life, Although 9 year olds will never fuck me up again ðŸ˜
by fartnigga487 April 18, 2023