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artherosclerosis 

A condition where plaque clogs up your arteries so blood can't flow. Side effect of eating like a pig and not exercising.
Fat kid: NOM MOM SCARF BURN
Me: He is sure getting artherosclerosis.

batherosclerosis 

a slow or clogged bathroom drain, caused by accumulation of gunk in the plumbing.

effectively, atherosclerosis of one's bathroom fixtures.
"i cant shower without getting a backlog of rank water in the tub. there must be wad of soap-scum and hair causing all this batherosclerosis."
batherosclerosis by flocko December 9, 2008

batherosclerosis 

Batherosclerosis is a condition in which the bath tub drain wall thickens as a result of the accumulation of hair and general human filth resulting in a bath tub that has to be left overnight to drain properly. Curable with a plunger, gas mask and a strong stomach.
Person 1: Your bathtub has a sever case of batherosclerosis.
Person 2: Oh Dear!
Person 3: Not to worry! I shall brave the filth with my mighty plunger! For Narnia!
Person 2: My hero!
batherosclerosis by llamas007 April 7, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004